Archive for December, 2006

29
Dec

Flashback: Paris (Part 1)

Anyone who has seen any place I’ve ever lived in has noticed the general absence of photographs. I don’t know why I never have photos around, but a couple of days ago I bought a couple of picture frames to hang in the condo. So of course I spent most of today scrounging up the old photographs from backups from at least 3 different PCs.

As it is with these things, the moment you look at those old pictures, especially those you haven’t seen for a while, the sights and smells and sounds come back very easily. So as I gather, collect, sort, and decide which ones I’ll be hanging on my wall I’ll try to write down the accompanying memories just in case my Alzheimer’s gets worse and I eventually not remember anything at all.

Lets start with Paris.

I was in London then, and for months now I’ve been telling my pal Jo, that we should  go and see Paris. Finally she relented and sprung the GBP100 ($150 at the time) plane fare. We had it all planned. We would fly out Saturday, on a whirlwind overnight tour of the city on Sunday then fly back that same night.

Paris_2002_sinumpang_tiketOf course, as Murphy would have it, the problems started early. First of off, when we went to pick up our tickets, Jo’s reservation (which I had made) could not be found, and Air France ran out of GBP100 tickets. The cheapest ticket was now twice as much. I agonized, but eventually made the logical choice of springing for the balance as I did not want my vacation to come to an end even before it started. That picture on the left is me at the airport food court with the damned ticket. The bottle of VOSS water I stole from the hotel.

The flight must have been really short, because I dontParis_2002_arrived_in_paris_2 remember any of it. What I do
remember was after landing, we took a short hotel shuttle ride to the Hilton Charles de Gaulle Airport, which was free. At the time I had around 2,000,000 Hilton points, yes, 2 MILLION, so I could afford to splurge. Arriving at the hotel, we were treated to a spectacular lobby with a high greenhouse-type ceiling, which was very impressive at the time, me still being a country yokel.  Paris_2002_pooped_at_hilton_charles_de_g
After hanging out in the lobby just to cool down our heels, we decided to turn in early, as we would be walking the whole of the next day. And as you can see in the picture, I forgot to bring my sneakers.

Very early the next day, we hopped aboard the ParisParis_dcp01885
subway, which was an olfactory experience all unto itself. I had never smelled the likes of it outside the public toilet that was in front of the US Embassy in Manila. Was this Eu de Francois, I asked myself? Well, the aroma was "eww" all right. We got off the stop that was supposedly near the Notre Dame Cathedral, and started walking.

The first thing I noticed about Paris were the buildings. All of them, without exception, were works of art! These buildings by themselves would be the artistic centerpieces in any other city, but here they were everywhere. We found ourselves stopping every block to take pictures of these magnificent structures, and when we got to Notre Dame, my feet were already tired from the walking-stopping-posing-shooting routine.

Behind_notre_dameWe spent a couple of minutes inside, got some souvenirs, took the pictures and the videos, watched the throng of Japanese tourists mill about and eventually shuffled our already tired feet towards our next stop, the Louvre.

It took an inordinately long time to get to the Louvre though, because although I had researched the route ahead of time on a map, I didn’t care to check what the actual distances were. When we finally reached the museum, because of the distance and the photo ops which we still could not resist (all those pretty buildings!) it was already lunch time. But that was OK, just enough time to hit the tour bus, which would give us the hour long tour,
and we would have the rest of the day exploring what we discovered.

For some reason, I found the experience of eating in aParis_dcp01977 Paris diner memorable, of just sitting there, eating something I don’t even remember anymore. The diner was right next to the Louvre, a hole in the wall establishment not 10 feet away from a palace full of priceless works of art. On the wall was a cheap reproduction of Van Goghs Cafe Terrace at Night, and I imagined the diner I was in to be that cafe, though in reality the building in the painting was in Arles, France. Close enough I thought. I will have to find one of those paintings and hang it in my kitchen (that was a "now" thought, as I did not own my own place back then).

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After hanging out in the diner, we got on the tour bus, and sped our merry way around the city. It could not have been too long. For some reason it was cut short. Was it the Pope visiting? Bush? Erap? I forget. But shortly after, we were dropped off in front of the Louvre again.

Surprisingly, the entrance was underneath that weird glass pyramid. I would remember years later when I read the "Da Vinci Code", something about asking tourists whether or not they liked the pyramid. I guess at the time, I
would have also said it was "a scar on the face of Paree!". It looked like some sort of spaceship landing in the courtyard of a renaissance palace, completely out of place.
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Out of place or not. I still had to pay entrance. If I remember correctly, the entrance fee was 10 euros ($8 at the time), I paid and immediately got myself a map of the gallery, scanned for my "must see" items and was off.

(to be continued)

29
Dec

Christmas Zen

Its already a few days past Christmas. As I lay in bed thinking about the event the past few days, I realized that this was probably the first year that I did not feel bad about "not getting more/better gifts".

When we were all young, like everyone else we would be excited about the gifts we would receive and would stare at our presents endlessly under the christmas tree. I remember spending all of my free time hefting, squeezing, rattling my gifts, still in their wrappers. "Oh, this one is soft, probably clothes." "Hmm it rattles, could it be LEGO?". As I grew older I gained the skill of peeling off the tape from the christmas wrapper and actually have a look-see. When the day came, I would be disappointed, because I already knew what they were! And hey, it’s not my fault that I spoiled my own surprise!

As I grew into young adulthood, there I started to be disappointed at Christmas. I did not have as many, as exciting, and yes, admittedly, as expensive as I once had. Seems to be my younger cousins, nephews, and all around younger folk started to have it better.

This grew worse as I moved out and got my own place, first in Makati, then in NY. After the annual Christmas party or parties, I would bring my pitifully small pile of gifts home, depressed at how few I had actually received - with the only bright spot being the one from the significant other(s) at the time. I would stand in my living room, gift in hand, shaking my head. It’s the thought that counts I would repeat trying to console myself. Its the thought that counts.

This year though was different. In the rush of Christmas shopping, the writing and sending of cards and gifts (some of which still needs to be sent - Happy 3 Kings!) the parties and get-togethers, I realized days after the fact that the concept of "someone giving me presents" did not even enter my mind. I have my shopping bags of gifts in the living room, but I don’t even know how many I got. Yet I was happy.

Was I experiencing some old cliche like "you only find happiness when you stop looking for it?" Was I at some sort of Zen state of enlightenment where I had stopped wanting manufactured goods to bring me happiness? Or had I unwittingly finally tuned in to the real meaning of all this gift-giving.. which is.. getting an impossibly cool Spyder as an advanced Christmas present to myself is the root of all happiness!

I’m just kidding. What I really think is, maybe all this time spent thinking about how to make your loved ones a little bit happier by giving cards, gifts, sending text messages, or just spending time with them, all those days leading up to midnight of the 24th, maybe thats when Christmas really happens. And the 25th? Free food at the relatives’ is always a source of joy.

28
Dec

Around the World in 80 Days: What Would Fogg Do?

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It makes sense to research how other people have done it. Searching for internet documented trips, I only came upon some guy who flew his way around, and another one, who actually took the full 80 days, a documentarian completely funded by the BBC. As I did not want to take the easy way out by flying as in the former, nor was anywhere near as well funded as the latter, I would have to strike out a balance in terms of authenticity, expense, and adventure. I.e., how would ordinary Joes like you and me go about in doing this?

So, in the end, I had to go back to the actual source, the 1873 Jules Verne book. In the book, here’s how Phileas Fogg proposed his trip:

Leg 1: London to Suez via rail and steamer - 7 days
Leg 2: Suez to Bombay via steamer - 13 days
Leg 3: Bombay to Calcutta via rail - 3 days
Leg 4: Calcutta to Hong Kong via steamer - 13 days
Leg 5: Hong Kong to Yokohama via steamer - 6 days
Leg 6: Yokohama to San Francisco via steamer - 22 days
Leg 7: San Francisco to New York via rail - 7 days
Leg 8: New York to London via steamer - 9 days

Which brings us a total of 80 days. Just looking at the map of his trip, most of it was over water via boat ("steamer"), and only short segments via train, except for the San Francisco to New York segment.

This generally jives with my "first blush" estimate of where the trip leg endpoints would be, with the exception of the Europe-Asia crossing which I had imagined to be over land. Phileas Fogg went mostly by steamer.

In the next installment of this topic, I will start to do an analysis of the trip legs i.e. what, how long, and how much. If the assumptions turn out to be too expensive, too dangerous, or too long, I’ll have to go back and revise. Remember, we can only spend $6K on the trip itself (the equivalent cost of driving an automobile around the equator), excluding lodging. But of course, we cheap bastards would want to keep overall costs including lodging as low as possible.

27
Dec

Basureros of the Internet Age

Img00007_1My parents got themselves a new computer for Christmas. That was purely accidental, because the old PC which had been around since 2001 finally died a few days before the holidays.

Since normal people don’t usually back up their data, before the old dead PC was thrown into the trash I asked Ning to take out all the hard drives so that I could install them on the new PC when I found the time. There were 3 hard drives in the old computer. So of course when I came back to my parents’ house I only saw 2 hard drives waiting for me, and the old PC had been thrown into the dumpster two days before.

Unfazed by the recent turn of events, I set out to work to install the remaining
hard drives I did have. Of course when I booted up the new HP machine, I was dismayed by the memory count. It had 256MB of RAM installed. The old PC, though being 5 years old and quite slow, still managed to have 750MB of RAM installed. So with only 1/3 of the RAM, the new machine was hopelessly slower than the old one.

That wasn’t all of it. When I checked the newly installed hard drives from the old PC, it turns out that all of the data that I wanted was in the hard drive that was missing, and I thought, probably on it’s way to the municipal dump. Lastly, the new HP didn’t have all the data cables I needed to install the additional 2 hard drives.

My father of course suggested that we go look into the dumpster, in the slim chance
that the old PC was still there with the hard drive. We went out to the dumpsters, and pulled out maybe half of the filth that was inside until we saw the leading edge of the cardboard box of the old PC. It was so far inside that I had to stand on a chair, and pull half my body into the dumpster in order to reach the box, and even then it was too heavy for me to lift with my fingertips.

Eventually, we left the box inside and just pulled the chassis out of the trash, and with a screwdriver pulled out the elusive 3rd hard drive, some data cables, and all of the RAM in the machine. Then we threw theImg00006 old chassis back into the dumpster, and took a couple of photos for posterity.

Luckily stinking of just mothballs, we headed back inside. Eventually, we discovered that the RAM from the old chassis was useless as it was too slow for the new PC, but I was able to install the 3rd hard drive, and use the scavenged data cables. The whole experience had a vaguely Mad Max feel, though I was definitely more dashing than Mel Gibson.

26
Dec

Rediscovering New Order

These past few days I’ve been driving the Spyder almost exclusively. And I sort of have an unwritten agreement to myself: when driving the Spyder, if the radio is on, I only listen to music. To those who don’t know my driving habits, I usually listen to podcasts, audiobooks, news, and the sort. I have hardly listened to music in years, too much emotional involvement I think.

The Spyder’s become a sort of mini-mini vacation for me. When I’m driving it instead of the Accord, I can forget about everything I have to do or everything that exists outside the car, and just enjoy.

Which brings me to the subject of my post. As I started downloading and listening to music again, I have rediscovered an old favorite group of mine, New Order. I have loved New Order ever since college, when me and my blockmates would cruise around in Bau’s Toyota Corolla Liftback, listening to Substance on cassette. When the 90’s hit, New Order moved into what was for me a low period, becoming heavily influenced in the acid house movement and music. So after that I sort of lost track, until I started listening to them again recently on my MP3 player while driving.

With new music like "Krafty" (which I attached a music video of below), New Order has re-earned its place on my playlist. They’re still electronic music, but they have lost the late 80’s ultra-clean sound to a strangely electro-retro sound, with instrumentation sounding like late 70’s analog synthesizers. Lyrics have improved a lot too, now focusing on everyman realities. Enjoy!

25
Dec

Deconstructing Christmas

Xmas_rockefeller_1949Christmas always seems to be a constant, since our first recorded memory, there was always the Christmas tree, and gift giving, and the grand or humble celebrations on the 25th of December. The picture on the right is of Rockefeller Square in NY.. in 1949. If you colorize the picture it could have been a scene taken yesterday. Yes, the holiday does seem timeless.

In the Philippines there was always the addition of Catholic Church tradition - dawn masses, processions and puto. As the weather got slightly colder, I remember the excitement of actually being able to wear sweaters. Yes, sweaters were cool, and warm at the same time. The best time to wear sweaters would be early in the morning, or late in the evening, where you could actually wear them withoutXmas_philippines_1 sweating in the heat of the tropics. And Santa would come of course, his face a Caucasian pink, rotund and jolly with his American diet of steak and chips no doubt. He would arrive in his red and white winter gear on his flying reindeer, and he and his reindeer would not collapse from heat stroke in the tropical weather. I have never actually seen the actual Santa, so he might have been wearing a red-and-white sando, puruntong shorts and rubber slippers and swapped his reindeer for flying carabao to give Rudolph and company a bit of rest. He had long realized that in the Philippines there were no chimneys, so he would somehow find another way into the house. He had also probably co-opted the dogs outside to be his accomplices. They would not bark, and Santa would probably promise that the dogs would not be asucena in the next year.

This sort of retro-fitting the image of a western-style Christmas in your mind to actual physical and cultural realities from the perspective of a Filipino, is sort of hard and ultimately disappointing and futile.

The only way to square our cultural reality with western tradition is simple - we have to deny and deconstruct the authenticity of western Christmas realities and base our beliefs on their actual origins.

Target #1: Santa Claus. Although for most of our lives we have had the image of the jolly Santa I had described above, who’s image and form had been heavily promoted by the Coca-Cola company. But that could not be farther from the truth, as Saint Nicholas could not have looked one of the contestants from "The Biggest Loser: Senior Edition", because Ol’ Saint Nick was a short (5 foot) 3rd century priest who was born in Turkey. Yep, Santa was a middle eastern man.

So really, Santa was not and is not white. If he were in the Philippines, he would be the bumbay who would be selling us umbrellas in his motorcycle for "5 gives". The same guy who we tell little children we would sell them to if they did not behave. Definitely more accessible figure than a western toy industrialist with factories in the north pole.

Target #2: White Christmas. It’s widely believed that winter,  December 25 is probably not "the" day that Jesus was born. But it’s pretty symbolic as it coincides with the winter solstice, that time of year when nights stop getting longer and we start getting more hours of sunshine, which is really meaningless to Filipinos as we live so near the equator the days don’t really change in length that much. Honestly, we’ll probably never know when Jesus was really born.

Xmas4Target # 3: Bethlehem Manger. Although in our minds we picture the manger in Bethlehem as a peaceful farm somewhere in the Midwest like Kansas, or somewhere with rolling hills and sheep, the reality could not be farther from the truth. Right now Bethlehem is in a war zone.
As you can see from the 3 pictures in this section, top left is theXmas_bethlehem_1
Bethlehem Peace Center on Manger Square. Yes, Manger Square. Thats a Palestinian soldier with a rifle patrolling the building. On the right is the controversial wall that was recently erected to separate Israelis from the Palestinians, ostensibly to stop suicide bombers. Finally lower left is a picture of Manager Square, with the Star of Bethlehem in lights, and a Palestinian passing through.

Xmas_manger_sqTarget # 4: Caucascian Jesus. Although all the pictures that we see make Jesus look either like
an American hippie or a Greek historical figure, we all know he was a
middle-eastern Jew. Yeah, we all know that, but always seem to forget.
Blame it on all those stained glass windows in church. Even in Filipino churches.

So really, what is left to believe then? Well, as far as I know, some 2000 years ago, a middle eastern baby boy was born in what would eventually become a war zone.

Muslims would call him Isa, one of Allah’s most important prophets.

Jews would come to think that belief in Jesus was the Messiah, or part of a Trinity, was heresy.

Some Buddhists would come to believe that he was a bodhisattva, or  a "being who isXmas_shanghai dedicated
to assisting all sentient beings in achieving complete buddhahood"

Many Hindus would come to believe that he was a wise guru or yogi, but was not God.

The original Christians called him Yeshua ("Yahweh is salvation"), and believed he was the Messiah, the Son of God.

And that as far as I know, is the deconstructed truth.  I’ve stopped feeling bad anymore about any clashes between traditions in the USA and the Filipino Christmas traditions that I grew up with, because in reality, we Filipinos are probably closer to authenticity. No obese white Santa in winter clothes; no White Christmas; no Caucasian Jesus. There are still other questions to be asked about culture and faith, but I’ll leave that for another day.

 

24
Dec

Santa Claus’ deer spied over Europe: US-Canada air defense

I usually don’t copy news items verbatim, but this is urgent and important stuff. I’m quoting from the Agence France-Presse (AFP):

WASHINGTON (AFP) - Santa Claus has been sighted flying near the North
Pole and the sortie was tracked over Europe on his annual gift-giving
tour, the North American Aerospace Command said in a statement.

At 2359 GMT, Claus and company were spotted over Paris, France,
according to the NORAD website (www.noradsanta.org) which reports in
six languages the progress of Claus and his reindeer around the globe.

The defense system has been tracking Claus since 1955, when a US Sears
Roebuck store in Colorado invited children to call Santa — but
advertised an incorrect phone number.

That phone number just happened to be the hotline to a US air defense
system based in Colorado. The commander took those calls and understood
the urgency of the mission: he asked radar operators to report
sightings of flying elves, reindeer or sleighs in its airspace and to
keep kids updated.

By 1958, the US-Canadian NORAD took over the yuletide task, and live
operators take calls from children in all parts of the world.

See the actual news story here.

See NORAD track Santa via military spy sattelites here.

23
Dec

Permagrin!

Permagrin - This is the feeling that an MR2 Spyder owner feels the
first time they drive the car and it is usually believed to stay with
them throughout ownership. It is a term that alludes to the roadster’s nimbleness and handling and the sheer fun of driving. It
is a conjunction referring to a PERMAnent GRIN.

Yes, thats the official term for it. Its in Wikipedia. My earlier post today started off with how I felt like I was slowly developing a cold and a fever. A couple of people actually gave me some advice, including Grace G who suggested Zicam. I was about to do that very thing, until I checked the outdoor thermometer - 60 degrees. I was going to drive the Accord to do some last-minute christmas shopping, but decided to take the Spyder instead for some top-down fun. And boy, did I feel a whole lot better afterwards.

Nothing, nothing compares to the fun of driving top-down in the Spyder, with your favorite music blaring just below the point where the door panels start to vibrate. Headache gone? Check. Fever gone? Check. Cold gone? Check. Age check? 10 years younger. Pogi factor? X100! The sheer rush of spirited driving is like a cup of black coffee - no, a cup of espresso - no, its like chewing the coffee beans raw!

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Then there’s the whole experience of seeing other great cars on the road. As I drove towards Jean Jacques for some cake, I saw an entourage of 4 bimmers and an Audi A3 in the distance. They seemed to be a convoy, as all of them were grouped around a strange silver convertible, the kind of which I had never seen in NY State. I dropped into 4th, floored the accelerator and sped up to catch the mystery vehicle. Turns out it was one of those rare BMW Z8 convertibles, only 3000 of those made it to the USA, (there are 10X more MR2 Spyders, 30X more Porsche Boxsters, and 500X more Honda Accords on the road). Those babies cost $125k apiece, and it was only the 2nd Z8 I had seen outside of a car show or a James Bond movie (the first one was in Microsoft HQ in Seattle) I quickly snapped a picture at a stoplight.

I had no illusions that my ride was in any way as hot as the Z8, but I had to grin when a couple of chicks riding in the convoy (riding a 3-series) spared the Spyder a look and then smiled. Was it because of the car?  Was it because I drove like a maniac to catch up to them? Or was it because I was handsome, dashing and charismatic? I’ll take my Christmas present now please and will believe it’s the latter.

Oh, and did I say I ran into a silver $225k Ferarri 575M Maranello on the way home from Target? Must be Wall Street bonus season.

23
Dec

Christmas Fever.. Literally!

As it is with me during the holidays, I always seem to find myself with a fever, a cough, and a cold sometime during the Christmas - New Year holidays. This year it seems like it came a bit early, care of my loving pater, who yesterday was just recovering from his own fever. Sometimes I speculate on why this sort of phenomenon has been happening to me. Is it because of outdoor christmas shopping in cold weather? Maybe.  Or maybe its some sort of physical shock when the human body cannot cope with a large uncontrollable outflow of cash.

In any case, the symptoms are now getting worse. I’m getting teary-eyed as well and I feel an oncoming headache. In the background John Lennon’s "Happy Xmas" is playing in the background.. must be the delusions coming in.

Edit: As I really hate "song lyrics" blog posts that try to pass themselves off as anything other than public zombification, I removed the lyrics to the song and instead scoured YouTube for a suitable video to insert. I tried to decide whether or not to include the original John/Yoko version or to instead put in more contemporary covers of the song. Surprisingly there were a lot. The most faithful in terms of sentiment must be U2’s version of the song that was recorded in the mid-80’s. Another interesting one would be Melissa Etheridge’s 1990’s version - which still kept the anti-war sentiment but seems more like a hip statement than real conviction. The worst must be Sarah McLachlan’s version which diluted it into frothy pop.

I ended up posting the original version of the song, with a more contemporary video attached to it. Remember, the song was originally written as a protest song against the Vietnam war, and today’s political situation makes it as relevant now as it was then.

22
Dec

Around the World in 80 Days for Real: The Big Pieces

WorldoptionsThe first thing to do would be to break down the entire trip into travel segments. What are the main pieces of the trip? From what I can see that’s practical, there are basically 4 legs to the trip, assuming we start from New York City:

1) Atlantic Crossing (marked in the map in yellow): This would have to be a trip over sea from New York, to either Europe or Africa
2a) Europe-Asia Overland (Blue): assuming we land in Europe, we will need to make a crossing of the European and Asian continent OR
2b)Africa-Asia Overland (green): if we land in  Africa, there will have to be a crossing of Northern Africa into Asia, and then a trip across Asia.
3) Pacific Crossing (pink): Once the eastern side of Asia is reached, the Pacific Ocean will have to be crossed to get back to the North American Continent
4) North America Overland (red): This will most likely be a trip by car or train.

In my next post about this topic, I will start to drill into each of these travel segments to find the travel particulars. Thoughts and suggestions are most welcome!